Jan 022006
 

Year: 1971 A new year needs a song to buoy the spirit of an entire year. Therefore, I feel like this song is very appropriate. It came as a kind of fatalistic coincidence when I watched Forrest Gump again a few days ago, and finally understood the “Imagine” reference in the mock Late Night with David Letterman interview with Gump and Lennon.

Dec 122005
 

Origin/Composer: Tchaikovsky (The Nutcracker) Year: 1992 So, at Stanford, we have this tradition called Secret Snowflake, where people in the dorm would sign up on a sheet with a “comfort level.” Then, on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday of Dead Week (the week before finals, where everyone is studying), we assign people stuff to do (which is a bit like Secret Santa, except that we do extreme things–things that would make most people politically unviable). My Wednesday task involved this song. If you want to know what the task was, please ask me in private.

Dec 052005
 

Year: 2004 Lyrics Hey, hey Hoo, hoo Everyone, hey, I’ve got something to say And it touches each one of us every day It’s hard to admit it’s a little risqué But I think that it’s time that we all threw our shame away [Chorus] Everyone pees in the shower Don’t try and tell me you don’t Oh everyone pees in the shower If you think that I’ll judge you I won’t If you’re laughing right now, Then you don’t care who knows That you pee in the shower And that’s for sure But if you’re not laughing Then you just don’t want people to know That you pee in the shower I know that you pee in the shower [more . . .]

Nov 142005
 

Origin/Composer: Mel Brooks, Brian Morris, and John Morris Year: 2005 The disturbingly hilarious song from one of the funniest musicals ever. I would write more, but wow do I need to study for my Math 51H midterm and write my research paper. Lyrics CHORUS: Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER: And now it’s… Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We’re marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Rhineland’s [more . . .]

Nov 072005
 

Origin/Composer: Cathy Dennis and Simon Ellis Year: 2001 S Club 7 is a band formed from a TV talent show, singing across the country and Britain, and doing other stuff. This song is the only song of theirs I liked, and it’s one of my few favorite super-sappy pop songs. All pop songs sound pretty much the same now, and generally, it’s really bad, but this one is definitely the diamond in the rough.