Origin/Composer: Arr. Baz Luhrman, songs by The Beatles, Dolly Parton, Desmond Child, Brian Eno, Phil Collins, U2, David Bowie, (et al?)
Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, and Jamie Allen perform this crazy medley of the catch-phrases of a dozen love songs, complete with half a dozen key changes and harmonious duets. I wrote a scandalous hyper-risqué rewording of the lyrics for Admit Weekend 2006, but it was never performed since there was too much censorable material in there, especially for freshmen. It was basically Gaieties squared. If you’re interested, ask me for the lyrics…If I had a guilty pleasure, I guess attempting to sing this song would be my most egregious one.